The Boob Cookie

from $10.00

This cookie’s got curves. Our 3D boob cookie is nutrient-dense, hand-poured, and slightly different every time…just like the real thing. Frosted or bare, she’s baked with no preservatives and no shame. Celebrate boobs in all their delicious glory: perky, heavy, sprinkled, spotted, freckled, or frosted.

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)

The Cap Vibe:
Flavor:

This cookie’s got curves. Our 3D boob cookie is nutrient-dense, hand-poured, and slightly different every time…just like the real thing. Frosted or bare, she’s baked with no preservatives and no shame. Celebrate boobs in all their delicious glory: perky, heavy, sprinkled, spotted, freckled, or frosted.

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)